MarriageLife

So last night my wife starting beating me with a rubber hose because I was eating her flowers again. I asked her to stop but she wouldnt and now I have red marks all over my face and body. Im going to have to wear face paint tonight on my street corner. I wish she wouldnt pimp me out, but the hydromorphone is getting expensive, even the Chinese import knock off stuff.
I mean I know I love her and we are meant to be and everything, but why does she have to do me like that?