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So last night my wife starting beating me with a rubber hose because I was eating her flowers again. I asked her to stop but she wouldnt and now I have red marks all over my face and body. Im going to have to wear face paint tonight on my street corner. I wish she wouldnt pimp me out, but the hydromorphone is getting expensive, even the Chinese import knock off stuff.
I mean I know I love her and we are meant to be and everything, but why does she have to do me like that?

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Is this some strange new fetish?

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@basilfawlty89 That's what I wondered.

Grendale · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89 Being abused by your wife is not new. It's been around since women have been pushing out babies. Im not sure if my life is considered a fetish or strange.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Grendale I'm referring to eating flowers.

Grendale · 36-40, M

@basilfawlty89 There are many edible flowers, including: Citrus blossum,clover, daiseys, honey suckle, violets, sunflowers and many more. I dont understand why the flower part is so weird to some of you.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Grendale I know full well there are edible flowers, but I just keep getting the mental image of you going on all fours and snacking on flowers like you're some cow or something.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@basilfawlty89 I had the exact same image lol