I'm pretty sure Madonna is already married

That depends, does it come from a nice family, and are it's fingernails clean?

Only if you can get the insurance money!

As long as you can make it say, "I do", go right ahead.

Some people are already married to one...

For tax reasons or health care, yes

I have an inkling this idea would go cold fast!

no, it would be more fun to marry a live person

What if I can't get a live person? lOl

YESSS

Go for it. They wont cheat on you or break your heart unless they rot unexpectedly