My wife likes to give me slow, sensual back massages. What she doesn’t know is she’s terrible at it, it’s pure agony.
It feels like I’ve been captured in North Korea and they want me to divulge state secrets.
She’s so bad she once cramped up my back so much I had to go see a chiropractor.
So far she’s completely oblivious.
She’s so bad she once cramped up my back so much I had to go see a chiropractor.
So far she’s completely oblivious.
41-45, M
