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My wife likes to give me slow, sensual back massages. What she doesn’t know is she’s terrible at it, it’s pure agony.

It feels like I’ve been captured in North Korea and they want me to divulge state secrets.

She’s so bad she once cramped up my back so much I had to go see a chiropractor.

So far she’s completely oblivious.
LadyBronte · 56-60, F
That is miserable, but I must admit I laughed. Just tell her. Life is too short to endure that kind of senseless pain.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
😆 relatable. Even when trying to help with a stiff neck or slept wrong on a shoulder, hb usually makes it worse.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
That's not what she says on TikTok!
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
It’s the thought that counts!!
Coldplay · 61-69, M
Hurts so good
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Go to an adult night school husband and wife massage class. Tell her that YOU want to learn to do it as well as her. The teaching will sink in. The instructor will eliminate her subpar techniques. Brilliant!
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
If you always get good sex after maybe it’s worth it?
ScarletWitch · 26-30, F
Tell her to stop and be gentle. Communicate
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Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Maybe you could talk to her about it. 🙌🏻
HannahSky · F
Why tell us? tell her.
dlubsp · 16-17, F

 
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