Advice for married men

When she starts arguing start undressing getting in bed, she’ll have a headache and fall asleep

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Advice from a friend of mine from many years ago: If you've been out late and you know the wife is going to be mad at you when you get home, splash some whiskey all over yourself, stagger through the door and yell out, "Who here wants to fuck?!?" Guaranteed she'll be asleep.