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Sorry girl I already got an offer from an Arabian prince.
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
@Amakusa A gay one lol cool
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I know which post you're referring to 🤣
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@Justenjoyit Yess 😅
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User you already accepted. 🤷🏻♀️ too late.
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@itsok Ze King has left the country. Please call again soon 😌
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I feel rejected 😭 where do the women who want to marry you send their proposals?
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User it’s ready for ya
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@itsok starts writing my irresistible proposal
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@SW-User Bruh, go here -- https://similarworlds.com/relationships/marriage/4414548-Im-really-looking-for-a-woman-to-marry-me-and-live
Miram · 31-35, F
Think we can start business? I am looking for men to divorce so I can get half their wealth.
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
@Miram Hi Satan 😁
BlueVeins · 22-25
this is for me, isn't it
Punxi · 26-30, F
Damnit!! Im pourin my heart out on a trip in Vegas an here ya done jumped the Wiener ship! 😔
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SethGreene531 · M
"Dear itsok, I am pleased to learn of your interest in anybody; and enthusiastically apply for the position.
I think you will find my culinary skills second to everybody. Among my signature dishes are boxed KD, Ramen, toast, and boiling water.
With a physique slightly better than a stick figure, I have the fashion sense of Mr. Bean and am equally handy around the house."
Please find enclosed picture:
I think you will find my culinary skills second to everybody. Among my signature dishes are boxed KD, Ramen, toast, and boiling water.
With a physique slightly better than a stick figure, I have the fashion sense of Mr. Bean and am equally handy around the house."
Please find enclosed picture:
SethGreene531 · M
@itsok 😄 Fall it is. I'm thinking Oct. 31st?? A scarecrow could officiate.
Agreed, that tux would cling to my spindly legs like Saran Wrap.
Your gown would poof out---like Carrot Top's afro.
My Aunt Sade can cater if she starts baking now. She's only poisoned the county twice, but they still swore the buffet was delicious.
Agreed, that tux would cling to my spindly legs like Saran Wrap.
Your gown would poof out---like Carrot Top's afro.
My Aunt Sade can cater if she starts baking now. She's only poisoned the county twice, but they still swore the buffet was delicious.
itsok · 31-35, F
SethGreene531 · M
SW-User
I'll marry you ...let me first check with my husband first 🤔
I need a sister wife to help me around the house
I need a sister wife to help me around the house
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User it helps us deal with the silly men better haha
itsok · 31-35, F
@WaryWitchWandering yessssss, I couldn’t ask for better sister wives
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@WaryWitchWandering ikr ? There will be sister wife only date nights ...no men allowed 😤
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I'm 108 years old, is that okay?
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User how’s your life insurance?
Reject · 26-30, M
Hello itsok. You look beautiful in your selfie. Here is one of me. I can’t see myself being eligible for this but I felt I had to wave back because I’ve enjoyed your presence so much.
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IamBack · 31-35, M
Bro you need to work on the application process, trying to get a “visitor” visa is so strenuous lol where’s the suggestions box? 😏
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
😅 Pick me and we'll make the wedding in an aquarium 🥰
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether I’ll start writing my vows 😁
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
@itsok Send them to me I'll add my touches 😄
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether you have to write your own!
CestManan · 46-50, F
You're going to have to do better than that for a photorealistic drawing of yourself. Here, let me lend you my drawing.
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tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
I do know where you got this idea from.Another post an hour ago.😁
Pretzel · 61-69, M
I publicly....
maybe I should just send that email
maybe I should just send that email
MellyMel22 · F
Hahaha.. Did you say the US so he doesn’t apply 🤭
Coppercoil · M
I has a vag :(
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil lemme see 👀
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
I love yew
itsok · 31-35, F
@WaryWitchWandering I love yoodle toodle 🥰
Reflection2 · M
I would like you to put some more details to this offer. I will bring my offer on the table only than ✌️
itsok · 31-35, F
@Reflection2 ew, requests, I’ll pass
Reflection2 · M
@itsok Lucky you, you almost doomed your self 😁
itsok · 31-35, F
@Reflection2 whew
Boleuskas · M
🤣🤣🤣🤣, what are conditions? So we send xv 🤣🤣🤣
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SomeMichGuy · M
You seem rather...lean.
SomeMichGuy · M
@itsok Well, you should be easy to spot, with your legs, neck, and body all the same length, your hands able to touch the ground, and your vast, shield-shaped head.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy are you trying to bully me??
SomeMichGuy · M
@itsok I am for the rights of 2D drawings!
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Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
I sent mine months ago lol
itsok · 31-35, F
@Justenjoyit did you? I’m sure it was appreciated
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@itsok I only got 10 back out of 97 requests
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I love the picture for the “husband proposal” 🤣
itsok · 31-35, F
@iamonfire696 thanks 🥰
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@itsok the wife proposal picture was complete 🔥🔥🔥 though
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We're already married 😠