Three steps to asuccessful marriage:
1) get married.
2) go on honeymoon.
3) wait to die.
2) go on honeymoon.
3) wait to die.
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Mamapolo2016 · F
kentex35 · 100+, M
Do I have to go to? Am I exhorted to buy a round trip ticket. I'm kidding. That'd a good idea. There's a brand new motel 6 on the outskirts of town. Its not the country but you can see cows from there. I'll go ask her now .BRB
Mamapolo2016 · F
LOL.@kentex35
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I changed my mind on the motel 6 idea. I'd probably land up in emergency u to get her shoe surgically removed from my ass
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 bet?
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 LMAO ground control to major thong ground control to major thong can you hear me major bong
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016inconsistent? Too nice? No I knew I was too gullible lol. You know oeuvre found love notes ..m Well notes that said don't go back after we split for a year almost. And other warning signs. Convinced me once that PMS meant putting up with mike,s shit..
I don't think the good lord is going to say bless you my son the kingdom is yours. Probably Jap slap me while saying, you're a little I the dim side boah, about as sharp as a bowling ball. For letting me vent
I don't think the good lord is going to say bless you my son the kingdom is yours. Probably Jap slap me while saying, you're a little I the dim side boah, about as sharp as a bowling ball. For letting me vent
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm hip. That's communication in its most common form. I knee out we were meant to be. Bet God shows up in the next few days.
Seriously,looking back(but not living in the past) I mean my last post..i start saying I didn't question her and trusted too much. Maybe she perceived that as not caring or dumb enough for to be comfortable behind my back.
Then I mention we separated Ann's when wet yours it again there was pen and paper communication between the 2 oid them i noticed i got a lot of hang up calls. Then i noticed np one Ebert did the same to her. Then at number 4 I think I was being tested inn that she tried to convince me that a monthly inconvenience impacted by moodiness called pms which stands for Putting up with Mike's Shit. Mike is my real world avatar. I user it because it's easy to spell. And last but least #5 i believe I'm going to be smacked in the head area for being naive and tried to put humor in out by using a few of Foghorn Leghorn's(bugs bunny cartoon character that was a rooster trying to convince a baby chicken hawk that his enemy the dog was the chicken . He's always in thick southern draw saying stuff like Look at me soon when I'm talking to ya. Or " "I say boah(boy) pay attention, I'm a tryin' to learn you to be a chicken hawk. Then he'd lean to the camera covert his mouth and say that body id's dumber than a box of rocks. Or sharp as a bowling ball.
Seriously,looking back(but not living in the past) I mean my last post..i start saying I didn't question her and trusted too much. Maybe she perceived that as not caring or dumb enough for to be comfortable behind my back.
Then I mention we separated Ann's when wet yours it again there was pen and paper communication between the 2 oid them i noticed i got a lot of hang up calls. Then i noticed np one Ebert did the same to her. Then at number 4 I think I was being tested inn that she tried to convince me that a monthly inconvenience impacted by moodiness called pms which stands for Putting up with Mike's Shit. Mike is my real world avatar. I user it because it's easy to spell. And last but least #5 i believe I'm going to be smacked in the head area for being naive and tried to put humor in out by using a few of Foghorn Leghorn's(bugs bunny cartoon character that was a rooster trying to convince a baby chicken hawk that his enemy the dog was the chicken . He's always in thick southern draw saying stuff like Look at me soon when I'm talking to ya. Or " "I say boah(boy) pay attention, I'm a tryin' to learn you to be a chicken hawk. Then he'd lean to the camera covert his mouth and say that body id's dumber than a box of rocks. Or sharp as a bowling ball.
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm @Mamapolo2016 that is the truth of me. I don't like thinking I'm a clown but a to shy to do stand up joke stealing, i mean joke sharing comedian. Uh oh now that i think i made ya laugh... No I'm afraid if i stepped it up it may look suspiciously like a stalker or a troll pest .