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Mamapolo2016 · F
If all you do after the honeymoon is wait to die, no wonder it's unsuccessful. Take her on another honeymoon!
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kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm hip. That's communication in its most common form. I knee out we were meant to be. Bet God shows up in the next few days.
Seriously,looking back(but not living in the past) I mean my last post..i start saying I didn't question her and trusted too much. Maybe she perceived that as not caring or dumb enough for to be comfortable behind my back.
Then I mention we separated Ann's when wet yours it again there was pen and paper communication between the 2 oid them i noticed i got a lot of hang up calls. Then i noticed np one Ebert did the same to her. Then at number 4 I think I was being tested inn that she tried to convince me that a monthly inconvenience impacted by moodiness called pms which stands for Putting up with Mike's Shit. Mike is my real world avatar. I user it because it's easy to spell. And last but least #5 i believe I'm going to be smacked in the head area for being naive and tried to put humor in out by using a few of Foghorn Leghorn's(bugs bunny cartoon character that was a rooster trying to convince a baby chicken hawk that his enemy the dog was the chicken . He's always in thick southern draw saying stuff like Look at me soon when I'm talking to ya. Or " "I say boah(boy) pay attention, I'm a tryin' to learn you to be a chicken hawk. Then he'd lean to the camera covert his mouth and say that body id's dumber than a box of rocks. Or sharp as a bowling ball.
Seriously,looking back(but not living in the past) I mean my last post..i start saying I didn't question her and trusted too much. Maybe she perceived that as not caring or dumb enough for to be comfortable behind my back.
Then I mention we separated Ann's when wet yours it again there was pen and paper communication between the 2 oid them i noticed i got a lot of hang up calls. Then i noticed np one Ebert did the same to her. Then at number 4 I think I was being tested inn that she tried to convince me that a monthly inconvenience impacted by moodiness called pms which stands for Putting up with Mike's Shit. Mike is my real world avatar. I user it because it's easy to spell. And last but least #5 i believe I'm going to be smacked in the head area for being naive and tried to put humor in out by using a few of Foghorn Leghorn's(bugs bunny cartoon character that was a rooster trying to convince a baby chicken hawk that his enemy the dog was the chicken . He's always in thick southern draw saying stuff like Look at me soon when I'm talking to ya. Or " "I say boah(boy) pay attention, I'm a tryin' to learn you to be a chicken hawk. Then he'd lean to the camera covert his mouth and say that body id's dumber than a box of rocks. Or sharp as a bowling ball.
Mamapolo2016 · F
Hmmm. I see (I don't) but you make me laugh, boah.@kentex35
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm @Mamapolo2016 that is the truth of me. I don't like thinking I'm a clown but a to shy to do stand up joke stealing, i mean joke sharing comedian. Uh oh now that i think i made ya laugh... No I'm afraid if i stepped it up it may look suspiciously like a stalker or a troll pest .
ai12ci45lef000 · 31-35, F
Do you have to wait in complete silence while not.moving?
kentex35 · 100+, M
kentex35 · 100+, M
@ai12ci45lef000 I don't hate it that much I guess maybe
ai12ci45lef000 · 31-35, F
Well it is not obligatory ro stay in a marriage you hate👀
patkaren1717 · 36-40, M
let your wife have a Boy Friend to take care of her needs., should be number 3
kentex35 · 100+, M
@patkaren1717 that is a given. Evidently. That would be hey ex fiancee and first lover. He died last January. about 37 years to late for me.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
"Some love stories have a happy end. Other ones end in marriage"
markfu · 46-50, M
lol
Lilnonames · F
What happened to sex
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Lilnonames can toy believe she asked is that all you married me for? I jyst looked at her like I suddenly had Alzheimer's. Looked over both shoulders to make sure I was the only one on the room. I could've been a priest and got more.
Lilnonames · F
@kentex35 cheating isnt nice .i believe divorce or break up then .get another
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Lilnonames I sucked at that anyway. No pun intended