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Three steps to asuccessful marriage:

1) get married.
2) go on honeymoon.
3) wait to die.
If all you do after the honeymoon is wait to die, no wonder it's unsuccessful. Take her on another honeymoon!
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm hip. That's communication in its most common form. I knee out we were meant to be. Bet God shows up in the next few days.
Seriously,looking back(but not living in the past) I mean my last post..i start saying I didn't question her and trusted too much. Maybe she perceived that as not caring or dumb enough for to be comfortable behind my back.
Then I mention we separated Ann's when wet yours it again there was pen and paper communication between the 2 oid them i noticed i got a lot of hang up calls. Then i noticed np one Ebert did the same to her. Then at number 4 I think I was being tested inn that she tried to convince me that a monthly inconvenience impacted by moodiness called pms which stands for Putting up with Mike's Shit. Mike is my real world avatar. I user it because it's easy to spell. And last but least #5 i believe I'm going to be smacked in the head area for being naive and tried to put humor in out by using a few of Foghorn Leghorn's(bugs bunny cartoon character that was a rooster trying to convince a baby chicken hawk that his enemy the dog was the chicken . He's always in thick southern draw saying stuff like Look at me soon when I'm talking to ya. Or " "I say boah(boy) pay attention, I'm a tryin' to learn you to be a chicken hawk. Then he'd lean to the camera covert his mouth and say that body id's dumber than a box of rocks. Or sharp as a bowling ball.
Hmmm. I see (I don't) but you make me laugh, boah.@kentex35
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm @Mamapolo2016 that is the truth of me. I don't like thinking I'm a clown but a to shy to do stand up joke stealing, i mean joke sharing comedian. Uh oh now that i think i made ya laugh... No I'm afraid if i stepped it up it may look suspiciously like a stalker or a troll pest .
ai12ci45lef000 · 31-35, F
Do you have to wait in complete silence while not.moving?
kentex35 · 100+, M
@ai12ci45lef000 yeah sometimes in the corner. I hate that.


Kidding
kentex35 · 100+, M
@ai12ci45lef000 I don't hate it that much I guess maybe
ai12ci45lef000 · 31-35, F
Well it is not obligatory ro stay in a marriage you hate👀
patkaren1717 · 36-40, M
let your wife have a Boy Friend to take care of her needs., should be number 3
kentex35 · 100+, M
@patkaren1717 that is a given. Evidently. That would be hey ex fiancee and first lover. He died last January. about 37 years to late for me.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
"Some love stories have a happy end. Other ones end in marriage"
kentex35 · 100+, M
@CharlieZ ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth!!
markfu · 46-50, M
Lilnonames · F
What happened to sex
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Lilnonames can toy believe she asked is that all you married me for? I jyst looked at her like I suddenly had Alzheimer's. Looked over both shoulders to make sure I was the only one on the room. I could've been a priest and got more.
Lilnonames · F
@kentex35 cheating isnt nice .i believe divorce or break up then .get another
kentex35 · 100+, M
@Lilnonames I sucked at that anyway. No pun intended

 
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