Can SW men stop lying and saying they're married? A mattress with a small hole in it doesn't count as a wife😃

I think this is a lesser of an issue compared to people who claim to be single 😂

WTF? Men who lied and said they were not married were CADS and now... you complain when men (who are married) say they are married? Wow...sounds like you want a guy to marry and are pissed off that so many actually are married....

34 years in June... two adult offspring... monogamous and very much in love with my Wife... and not lying about any of it... and I do not hit on other Women.. Some of us.. are exactly who we say we are.. .and if you don't like it... sorry that is not our fault...

I always thought married guys lie and say they are single. Lol

Usually you’ll see posts about men lying about being single, but this is a new one.

Anyway, if you have a bad back, the mattress doesn’t work anymore. Some of us have to upgrade to the high back sofa chair.

It's a large hole thank you very much 😌

But Some of us are married

I´m not married since years ago.
My matress have no holes that I´ve noticed.
But even if so that hypothetical "solution" may be considered an improvement from what that marriage was.

It counts just as much as anything or anyone else. Are you being ableist? It sounds like you're being intolerant of autistic people who marry inanimate objects. 😹

I'm pretty sure I'm married. I've been wearing a wedding ring with our initials inside and sleeping with the same lady for over 40 years.

hey! what do you mean "small hole" take a look at this....oh

What if I drew eyes and lips on the hole

im single ,,my wife passed away in 2004,,

I'm not married, promise!

Why you are single ?

That's a new one to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Ha ha!!

Why would anyone lie about that?

What about a pillow with a face drawn on it?