Happily married SWeeps, what are some really annoying things about your spouses?

Great question!

Here’s one: when we plan a trip she needs to be packed four or five days (I swear, I’m not exaggerating) before we leave. I’d be fine with this, but for the 4-5 days of pressure to get my own packing done. (I need ten minutes to pack.)

He buys too many unnecessary groceries and he keeps magazines, newspaper clippings and such forever.

They died too soon.😪

I don't think I need to actually say this, but... The fact he's fictional.

Edit: was supposed to write "not real" 🤦‍♀️ error fixed

Selective memory

Doesn't give me enough sex or enthusiastically enough so I occasionally need to get it from hoes.

She can never sit still. Constantly in motion, planning, working, delegating all the time. It gets exhausting.

Lats diagonally across the bed and wants to cuddle the whole night, even when it's humid and hot.

My husband is filthy and so I constantly have to play bad cop, momma or nag and my house is still always very messy.
Chewed gum stuck to the pc keyboard. Bananna peels from yesterday sitting on the kitchen counter.
I literally fuss 25 times per day and he feels jumpy because of how much I rant and he will try to do one thing I ask here and there but his is so dirty at heart that he cannot manage.

Selective hearing

Narcissist