Im going to Home Depot.

I love home depot.

Just ask for help looking for something from a guy there. Then ask tgem if they can fix it for you..

That'll be enough to get a husband

I say bring your pet...that will absolutely weed through all the pretenders, leaving someone who will unconditionally accept everything about you 😉

Go to the chainsaw area.

That's where they hang out here

Tool belt!

The real pros are there Monday thru Friday.

Nothing against the weekend warriors 😉

Do we want a husband?

Wedding ring.
Some dudes like married woman.

I didn’t know they stocked husbands 😂😂

Guess I better quit shopping at Lowe's .. ;-)

Hardware stores are my second home. 🙂

Ask them how many projects they have actually finished this year.

Put some sawdust on you, it will attract them to you naturally.

yeah maybe one of those carboard signs... I work for American dollars.

A husband??? What page of the website are they on???

It wouldn't hurt, probably 🤷

Just stand around looking lost and random men will try to tell you how tools work no matter how much expertise you have.

I mean, Jesus was a carpenter.

Yes and act lost, like you don’t the difference between a wrench and a screwdriver.

Be careful. Home Depot gave millions to Trump. Beware of red hats!

if i see you in aisle 4 with your possum then you're mine 🤭

You’ll always get ripped off at HD::

If course you would put on something you criminal.