What was your weirdest first date?

@DancingStarGoddess: Why did you get in the shower with him if his asscrack was emitting a pungent odour?

Pass me the luffa and the shampoo love! @divide :D

@DancingStarGoddess: what?? How could someone NOT know this? Ew.

@DanielChristensen: he was fully dressed and i noticed nothing first, i was late showering and getting dressed. i asked if he'd hold on while i went to shower and he joked asking if he could "come with" and i said yeah, and he was shocked but came with me, and as he stood behind me watching me wash, he asked what i was doing. when i figured out what he meant(me washing the crask of my ass) i asked what he meant, and he asked " are you SUPPOSED to do that? and he was dead serious... he genuinely did NOT know or understand. gross as fuck.

@hyg346: that's what i was thinking! i searched his face for the "just kissing" i even paused for it, and NADA, he meant that shit lol. i went to another room and fake called my cell from my house phone so i'd have a reason to get out of the date. never talked to him again.

@DancingStarGoddess: This is when I realise how much social mores have changed; by the time I was showering with someone we'd already have been dating and would be in a relationship. 🤔

@DancingStarGoddess: That's pretty gross.

@DancingStarGoddess: wow. I can only imagine how gross he was in that area. You did the right thing, buh-bye! Geez, good thing you found out first 😂

@bijouxbroussard: it is what it is *shrug*
@UndeadPrivateer: VERY
@hyg346: what's funny is, he was looking at ME like i was the one who was nasty for WASHING ito.O

@DancingStarGoddess: lmao, yeah he nasty!!

@hyg346: incredibly >.<