Worst pickup lines?
I never used any but I did get to see my friends get shot down with some of the worst lines ever. I think one of them combined Windex and pants. LOL
36-40, M
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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
it was funny.. i love it....
but i was in a bad mood... some gal came up to me and said "your trash or mine? get it? 'pick up' (lines)."
i like to tell her 'that is great! thanks for the joke'.
i feel bad for being a turd. there was no logical reason. i'm such an asshole when it comes to things.
:(
that's why i'm eternally grateful for my wife.. oh my god she understood me. i don't want her to go.
i'll stop now, but that was a great PUN!
but i was in a bad mood... some gal came up to me and said "your trash or mine? get it? 'pick up' (lines)."
i like to tell her 'that is great! thanks for the joke'.
i feel bad for being a turd. there was no logical reason. i'm such an asshole when it comes to things.
:(
that's why i'm eternally grateful for my wife.. oh my god she understood me. i don't want her to go.
i'll stop now, but that was a great PUN!