Worst pickup lines?
I never used any but I did get to see my friends get shot down with some of the worst lines ever. I think one of them combined Windex and pants. LOL
36-40, M
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spandexblue · 36-40, M
I'm not sure that was as much a pickup line as it was a command. LOL
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
it was funny.. i love it....
but i was in a bad mood... some gal came up to me and said "your trash or mine? get it? 'pick up' (lines)."
i like to tell her 'that is great! thanks for the joke'.
i feel bad for being a turd. there was no logical reason. i'm such an asshole when it comes to things.
:(
that's why i'm eternally grateful for my wife.. oh my god she understood me. i don't want her to go.
i'll stop now, but that was a great PUN!
but i was in a bad mood... some gal came up to me and said "your trash or mine? get it? 'pick up' (lines)."
i like to tell her 'that is great! thanks for the joke'.
i feel bad for being a turd. there was no logical reason. i'm such an asshole when it comes to things.
:(
that's why i'm eternally grateful for my wife.. oh my god she understood me. i don't want her to go.
i'll stop now, but that was a great PUN!
spandexblue · 36-40, M
LoveChild · 26-30, F
@spandexblue: True.
spandexblue · 36-40, M
The one thing I have to say about pickup lines is they show a girl what they are dealing with. The "tits on a stick" thing should have received a good slap. Unless that was what you wanted to hear. LOL
LostSandman · 36-40, M
spandexblue · 36-40, M
That is skating on the edge don't you think? LOL
spandexblue · 36-40, M
Peaches · F
Well my cousin's pick up line is "do ya wanna go to a party tonight," when the girl asks where the party is he says, "the party's in my pants." He's almost 60 years old now and still single!😁
SW-User
How about it, babe? 🙄