Worst pick up attempts

Ladies and Gentlemen. Whats the worst attempt someone has made to get you home with them?

Bad chat up line? Awful B.O? Spill the beans!!

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ilonaeve · 26-30, F

"Wow, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"

To which I replied "No, but I scraped my knees crawling out of hell."

He didn't speak to me again after that...