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Worst pick up attempts

Ladies and Gentlemen. Whats the worst attempt someone has made to get you home with them?

Bad chat up line? Awful B.O? Spill the beans!!
ilonaeve · 26-30, F
"Wow, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"

To which I replied "No, but I scraped my knees crawling out of hell."

He didn't speak to me again after that...
SW-User
"Cool name"
No mother, it's not cool. Also, that's about it.
AllISeeAreStars · 26-30, F
Hey baby, wanna see my junk?
RoleplayingBrit · 31-35, M
*writes notes* DO NOT offer to show junk
AllISeeAreStars · 26-30, F
Lol, that should always be a given.

 
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