Ladies, are you one of these?

Do you still wear the same size shirt you did when you were 10yrs old and panties at wedgy height with skin tight pants that you convinced some whoremongerer to buy for you but you became a feminist because of all this negative attention you just cant explain? Hmmm?

Did you sneak into Lillydale to free all the chickens because your dad didnt get you the right color of corvette so you made and onlyfans to get back at him? Hmm?

Do you now only date old men because theres an empty void where your parent's are supposed to be? Now you wander the streets with a bag of pees on your coochie to stop the burning while you convince passerbys with false hopes to buy you some crack? Hmm?