I went on a date years ago with a nice guy I met thru a friend. She told me he was a good guy so I thought why not. He picked me up at her house. He had to get something from his apt, inviting me in. His roommate was there getting ready to leave. Then he pointed out an abstract picture on the wall and asked me what does it remind you of? I said I have no idea. Then he told me it looked like a vagina. 😳😖😒
We left and went to a restaurant then for a drive to look at the water. He then bought a 6 pack of beer offering me one while he guzzled down the other 5. I said I have to go home but he said no lets watch the sun come up. I insisted he take me home. When I finally got home I had him drop me off before my driveway so he wouldn't know where I lived.
Next morning my mom said he knocked on the door asking for me but she said I wasn't home. Then my parents saw him wandering around our house peeking thru windows!
He finally left then later on sent me a letter asking me to be his gf and write back to him. I never did! 😆
We left and went to a restaurant then for a drive to look at the water. He then bought a 6 pack of beer offering me one while he guzzled down the other 5. I said I have to go home but he said no lets watch the sun come up. I insisted he take me home. When I finally got home I had him drop me off before my driveway so he wouldn't know where I lived.
Next morning my mom said he knocked on the door asking for me but she said I wasn't home. Then my parents saw him wandering around our house peeking thru windows!
He finally left then later on sent me a letter asking me to be his gf and write back to him. I never did! 😆
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Blondily · F
@justlooking2023 excellent comeback 👏
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Blondily Thanks, I feel like Rocky in Rocky 2.
phoenixrising · M
@Blondily Very nice story
Rudboy41 · 41-45, M
I took a date to a restuarant, and she ordered chicken schnitzel and I ordered nachos, which is served "hot" with chillies by default, it was around the time my italian workmate had started introducing me to mexican cuisine and i had started liking chilli, but i hadnt developed "una predilezione per il piccant" yet,
but i wanted to impress my date with my tolerance for it and while im eating and talking to my date, i start breaking out in a sweat, and at a point she hands me a serviette with the line " i think you got something coming out of your nose" my face was red and my nose was running but i could'nt feel it because of the heat.
Anyway my date ended up banging one of her FWB's not long after that night, after our 2week dating experienced devolved into a crappy situationship and she even bragged about her weekend where i couldn't see her because i had had to work that weekend.
but i wanted to impress my date with my tolerance for it and while im eating and talking to my date, i start breaking out in a sweat, and at a point she hands me a serviette with the line " i think you got something coming out of your nose" my face was red and my nose was running but i could'nt feel it because of the heat.
Anyway my date ended up banging one of her FWB's not long after that night, after our 2week dating experienced devolved into a crappy situationship and she even bragged about her weekend where i couldn't see her because i had had to work that weekend.
lwshm64 · 56-60, F
I met this man at a restaurant and he ask if I was hungry I said no so we just ordered wine and he took a call went out side and than came back in he we talked for about a min and he took another call and then just left me at the restaurant to pay the bill. I was just thankful I had the money to pay.
lissah · 36-40, F
Well I've had 2 worst dates. One of them was a guy took me out for dinner. I had known him from high school but never dated him. But the minute i got in the car he wanted to kiss me and i said no. All night he was bugging me saying he had thought about kissing me for years. It just completely turned me off. I never went out with him again.
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@lissah I guess he didn’t get a kiss goodnight. Lol
lissah · 36-40, F
@JackDaniels nope he didn't
phoenixrising · M
@lissah Good call, you did the right thing. I don't think there would be a date number two with someone like that
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
He took me out once for dinner, and then insisted we hang out at his place every time after that. His glory days were in high school and it’s all he talked about. I hardly got to speak. And his place was over an hour from mine and I was the one always going to see him. Never once did he make the drive to see me.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@basilfawlty89 😂. Ugh. He was a football player 🙄
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart he would've made state if coach put him in second half.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@basilfawlty89 My dude did 😄
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
It involved alcohol and I don't even want to talk about it. But I'll tell you a funny one. The first "date" I went on in Canada, was with a very large man who showed up in a very small old hatchback beater vehicle to pick me up, in basketball shorts and a cut off muscle tank, and he literally went straight to 7-11 to get us slurpees. I was like....can we at least go to Tim Hortons? It was just so weird. Apparently, very funny too.
phoenixrising · M
@Notsimilarreally 711 always had the best slurpees
SlippingAway · 46-50, F
I went out on one horrible date with the guy who wouldn't stop touching me even though I told him to stop and then he continued to stalk me and call me repeatedly when I wouldn't go out with him again. I had to block his number, then he found my work number and it got really ugly from there. One date and he was leaving me messages about how he wanted to introduce me to his parents and I didn't even like the guy.
phoenixrising · M
@SlippingAway Yucky
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
He started making racist jokes which weren't even jokes, just mocking a Pakistani accent and then using his index fingers to slant his eyes with when I was talking about Thai food. I just stared at him blankly because who df invited a toddler here?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo what's his name and address. I just wanna talk...
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@basilfawlty89 why was that attractive
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo wasn't trying to be, but I'll take it! Needless to say, you know by now you're gorgeous.
YoMomma ·
I wasn't allowed to date..
Lilymoon · F
Blind date. Zero chemistry
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
She wouldn't stop talking.
exexec · 70-79, C
In college, a fraternity brother asked me to be his younger sister's date to a party. Another brother would be her friend's date. It was awful! It was my one and only blind date. My wife's worst was the one that ended in anal rape.
Strawberrry · F
getting some kind of food poisoning and spending all the time in the bathroom
1olderguy20 · 61-69, M
@Strawberrry coming out both ends
Strawberrry · F
@1olderguy20 yeah... where you dont know if you wanna sit or kneel before the toilet
1olderguy20 · 61-69, M
@Strawberrry you sit amd purta bucket next to you
empanadas · 31-35, M
I went on a date with a girl in Dubai. However I was in the bathroom most of it with volient diarrhea. 😅 fun times and true story