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SteelHands · 61-69, M
Either that or it's a patriotic cult begun by Benjamin Franklin known by various names: Milf Hunting, Gramma Pumping, and more recently, Hag Maxing.🤣 (just did a little gen z research those guys are really out there!) Wonder if the lesser misfires are catching a clue.
Why back in my day the eggs got past their sell by date, and even now, still be used for baking. The guys with big hands and futz not tall enough to tempt crusty krissy to bang under the bleachers in HS, we all still needed our lemon squeeze to not drive in a redford for a rosie palm.
Oh I guess there's always gonna be a few bathroom at home 4 eyed mommy underwear sniffers, but they preferred good grades to a safe cover story.
(Lots of cooler than hot mamas love to visit the store. Especially Mids, spark up a doob to get their eggs scrambled in the back of a van.)
And it still pays to study well the real US history that those pole cats in gubmint won't let the teachers teach. Here's some advice from a historical old revolution dude.
In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.--Benjamin Franklin *in a letter to a friend.
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Plus they're grateful. You get your lines flushed, treated with the respect due a man, and shown appreciation with a farewell gift snack pack.[/i]
Nothing wrong with that I know of.
Why back in my day the eggs got past their sell by date, and even now, still be used for baking. The guys with big hands and futz not tall enough to tempt crusty krissy to bang under the bleachers in HS, we all still needed our lemon squeeze to not drive in a redford for a rosie palm.
Oh I guess there's always gonna be a few bathroom at home 4 eyed mommy underwear sniffers, but they preferred good grades to a safe cover story.
(Lots of cooler than hot mamas love to visit the store. Especially Mids, spark up a doob to get their eggs scrambled in the back of a van.)
And it still pays to study well the real US history that those pole cats in gubmint won't let the teachers teach. Here's some advice from a historical old revolution dude.
In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.--Benjamin Franklin *in a letter to a friend.
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Plus they're grateful. You get your lines flushed, treated with the respect due a man, and shown appreciation with a farewell gift snack pack.[/i]
Nothing wrong with that I know of.