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DestroyedHeart0987 · 22-25, T
Your brothers better

reubles · 41-45, M
i have diarrhea
Hahaha...Reubs!
Madelenie · 26-30, F
What about "I have aids"
reubles · 41-45, M
@Marshmallow: that's wayy too dark, also it could backfire, by making the person feel sorry for you. and continue the date out of pity
adshaw · 36-40, M
I'm a feminist
I admire Beyonce/Lena Dunham/some other horrid celeb
What is Aleppo?
Rape culture exists
I love olives/golf/rap/weightlifting/Hilary/insertundesirablegroupshere
Nimbus · M
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

floccinaucinihilipilification

antidisestablishmentarianism

No one wants a pretentious idjit!
Nimbus · M
@puck61: It's Christmas.
Bahh humbug and a jar of marbles!
@Nimbus: Yes, and on behalf of pretentious idjits everywhere, I would like to wish you and yours a very merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous new year!
😁
Nimbus · M
@puck61: Reciprocated 😝
SW-User
if she says "im a man".
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
I am married
caesar7 · 61-69, M
I like that.....that's a good one...lol
caesar7 · 61-69, M
I am impotent
Adogslife · 61-69, M
@ImAFreeSpirit: Actually, I'd be psyched. That means great convo, etc., without the burdens of a traditional relationship.
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
@ uc best answer
@Jackjjacksonjr: 😄
SW-User
"I hate you"
reubles · 41-45, M
*flutters eyelashes*
even now?
SW-User
Never, baby!
SW-User
"You into scat?"
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bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
thoughts on oral? ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
Madelenie · 26-30, F
*Destroys you*( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Oooo.... I never knew wuthi was so feisty. ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)~<3
Madelenie · 26-30, F
Only I can slap you!!! ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)/ʕ *°ᴥ° ʔ
Madelenie · 26-30, F
You are weird
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Do you say what what? ┬┴┬┴┤ᴥ ͡°)
Madelenie · 26-30, F
in you ヽ(゚∀゚ )ノ
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Umm.... No thanks, wuthi.. Shh.. Sleep.. ┬┴┬┴┤ᴥ ͡°)
SW-User
'positive test results'
Adogslife · 61-69, M
I am pregnant.
I am gay.
I am possessive.
sexually transmitted disease
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Your butt's huge 👀
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
F**ked your mother
SW-User
I LOVE pedophilia.
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76starships · 46-50, M
But I'm married...
Rambler · M
I wasn't listening.
goagainsttheflow · 26-30, F
"Fuck you, bitch."
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
Here's the bill.
yllacsar · 46-50, M
Your name again ??
SW-User
Who are you?
SW-User
Fancy a shag?
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Me myself and I.
Kiss my ass
newstu · 61-69, M
I have herpes
SW-User
I like anime
hawkfan12 · 46-50, M
I'll be late
Thanos · 31-35, M
I am Groot
Not you again
clayanthony · 51-55, M
meet my ex

 
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