Why would I be interested in...

...a single mother in the USA?

Have I just received the female equivalent of a dic-pic?

Exciting!

[Ready with his proverbial shredding machine.]

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SW-User

Woah there

Valentine · M

@SW-User D’oh, not [i]another[/i] one.... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Help!!!!

I’m not waving, I’m drowning.

SW-User

@Valentine How can I be of assistance?

Valentine · M

@SW-User I really am quite fine, thank you. Take care. Glub-glub-glub-glub-gluuuub.

SW-User

@Valentine it's only a kiddie pool 🙄

Valentine · M

@SW-User I know. But I might dissolve.

SW-User

@Valentine made of paper?

Valentine · M

@SW-User indubitably. Actually, no. Of straw. Tin heart. And no brain. I’m off to see the wizard 😂

SW-User

@Valentine at least you already have a heart 🙃