Why would I be interested in...

...a single mother in the USA?

Have I just received the female equivalent of a dic-pic?

Exciting!

[Ready with his proverbial shredding machine.]

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Valentine · M

I did wonder if they were rogue messages from Mrs V, who has expressed a certain frostiness to the time I might be spending on SW.

Why did she ask me if I liked pina colada, and getting caught in the rain?? This rings a kind of bell, I’m sure...

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Valentine Ask her if she is called Babushka 😁

Valentine · M

@Quizzical lol. This was, mysteriously, one of my early sweetheart names for her. We first noticed each other across a table in Moscow. True. Lol.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Valentine Now that is spooky! lol

SW-User

Woah there

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SW-User

@Valentine made of paper?

Valentine · M

@SW-User indubitably. Actually, no. Of straw. Tin heart. And no brain. I’m off to see the wizard 😂

SW-User

@Valentine at least you already have a heart 🙃

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Wow...women are really getting brave these days!

Valentine · M

@Keepitsimple made me wonder whether authorities were checking me out. But, I’ve clearly been reading too many novels... 🤓

thiccchungles · 22-25, F

Doctors hate her and her three kids! Find out why!!

Valentine · M

Lol! @thiccchungles

PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F

This happens with all my offers (aside from here) im like whyyyy

Quizzical · 46-50, M

You got a 'clit-pic'? 😯

Valentine · M

@Quizzical lol. No. One message seemed to be heading in that direction though. I’m sure she would have taken my Visa card details at the drop of a hat, or a loosening of a bra strap. Cuh. Too old for this sort of thing. Honest. No, I mean it.... 🤥.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Valentine Ahh, well, that's actually totally understandable, lol

AmbivalentFriability · 26-30

You sound like fun.

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