Tell me the story of your worst date ever

I met, what I thought was a nice lady on the internet. She seemed nice and intelligent and quite pretty in the picture she sent ! When she walked up to me, she was dressed like a bag lady, she looked nothing like her picture, and she had a very scary personality. Ten minutes after we met she tried to give me oral sex under a spot light in a public zoo !! I have to admit I did take advantage of the room she paid for, but afterwards I drove home as fast as I could. I am so glad she didn't find out where I live... she was certified crazy !! 🤭