Men Ever Happen to You?

My wife has me do things around the house the exact way she wants, took me 2 or 3 times to remember and do it correctly. Today did the job my wife asked why I did it? I said because thats how you told me she said yes but not when I do it first. I asked how would I know you already did it umless you tell then I said I cant win can I?? She laughed out loud no you cant win.