Quick someone tell me a story before the tears start falling!!...

I went to the dog park one day and my dog ran in all the mud then jumped on me

*hugs you* Honey, it will be okay, no matter what it is, you're alright, and you always will be. Don't worry. Everything will come out fine. 💐🥰🌹

Once upon a time a girl had a bad day and then had some ice cream with a box of tissues. The end.

*hands you a spoon*

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Once upon a time, there were three tomatoes. The papa tomato, the mama tomato and the baby tomato. And they all went for a walk in the woods. The baby tomato kept getting farther and farther behind. And the papa tomato went back to the baby tomato and kicked him, and he said, catch up.
The End

There once was as man from Nantucket...

Once upon a time, there was a local news guy doing a segment on lizards when....

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The End

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I only have horror stories...some have clowns, some don't....

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man to Simon, "Pies you dumb ass!"