Why do married men go to strip clubs?

@FreeSpirit1 ⬆️

@FreeSpirit1 lol 👍

@hippyjoe1955 I know guys who troll waffle houses and of coarse bars for wives ,
girls in strip clubs are hit on so much they are immune to mens advances and offers of a "better life "

My second wife was a waitress who worked at a waffle house
But I was not trolling for a wife ,,I was a regular and she took a liking to me and chased me ,not the other way around ,

But my Capitan on a fishing vessel I served on ,loved strip clubs when we were in ports away from home ,,especially one in Coco beach Florida where he did in fact meet a wife ,,she took him to the cleaners

But because I was not a dog in heat in the clubs
I have actually had girls give me a garter that normally cost $50.00 for free ( of coarse I gave it to another crewmen ,private dance's would only make me mad at myself )but they were for private dances where they let you touch them in a balcony area where it was private ,you could do whatever she allowed ,,as George Clooney said about a squirrel ,,
"that would only waken my appetite without bedding it back down properly "

I have actually had girls grab and kiss me and tell me it was for being the only gentlemen in the place and for not hitting on them ...so for all the youngsters who might read this
There is something to be said about not acting like a PIG
and a desperate dog in heat
Pretty ladies have always likes me ,,I made them feel safe
Not like just a piece of meat ,,,even in strip clubs

@rckt148 I would be tempted to reply "I came to see you naked, darling."

@MasterDvdC She had a thing for me and I am sure I could have seen it all in private ,,but I was glad after that I never risked my marriage and friendship over that ,,
all I could say is "What are you doing here " to which she said looking embarrassed "what does it look like "

He bragged she worked at an exclusive club on Bird Road ,,
He never said it was the "Birds Nest Lounge "
Just a strip club
I would have been more impressed had it been the play boy club on Biscayne Blvd ,main street Miami
not a hole in the wall almost out to Tamiami Trail

@nedkelly When you have the best who needs to look at the menu right Ned ?
All my love to you and Mrs Kelly ,she trained you right LOL
Just kiddin about the training part Brother 🤗

@rckt148 hot wings n beer👍😊

@Jushifer and I read Playboy for the "articles"... 🤦‍♂️

@booboo Snap!😁

@booboo I let (I use the word "let" figuratively) my Mother in law take my wife with her to an all male review
Guess who she came home to ?
And yes she was a tiny bit excited .though I am glad it wasn't a habit ,
We did enough damage to our marriage with satellite porn
sexual addiction is real ,,we both became addicts
and the outcome was not good

@rckt148 😔

@LucyFuhr not hiney?

@MasterDvdC Well I've heard for a fact some will suck you off if you pay them well.

@Synyster I had one offer me a hand job, a blow job, or to actually fuck me. That place wa known as more of a place for prostitution.

@MasterDvdC Yeah you gotta watch those place, it's a trap for prostitution.

@JaggedLittlePill 🤭🤭