First thought response....Yes, so what?

second thought response... What! Where? Why?

Actual response...On my way....

Better call Saul.

Idk but from one of them that wouldn't surprise me and I would be sad but probably he deserves it.

It’s about time

Who are you? 🤔

Be right there ,,

It's about time

Have fun!! 🙂

like i care..

Have fun bye

Not your baby!

Depends on who the ex is I suppose... 🤔

Could be "What a surprise"? or "At the tone...."

Other ex more likely "what help needed?"

"Have fun babe"

Wow just wow

(I dont think my ex has my contact info or even wants it.. I doubt he would ever go to jail either, he's a bank building security guard.. Tho i used to think he was a serial killer.. If i had money i'd have had him investigated..) 😒

I’m just boarding a plane for the Caribbean, talk next week 😁

Ok

I'd have many questions, but wouldn't allow myself to care after our past

Sorry.. take care..

Sorry, wrong number

What goes around, come around ..simple

Depends on which ex, but probably. I'm sorry. Can I call your mom, wife or someone?

Does the jailhouse rock?

Sorry, wrong number.

How's the food?

Don't bend over....

Sweetie I'm indifferent.

return to sender

Not before time.

I'd say I'm sorry. Why?

Good for you.

WTF

Leave a message.

Call your attorney

nice knowing you

"Way to go!"

No to bail.

Don't bend down!

Karma finally arrived!

don't bend over

I would send her a song instead [media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GIQ86eu6c]

'well shit man'

"Who is this?"

"Have [a] good time"

"Hope it hurts"

"Your turn now"

Call your husband.

Where you belong...

Fix it yourself:)

Get some Beano.

you deserve it

Call your dad.

they let you have a phone in jail?