How would you reply in three words?

First thought response....Yes, so what?

second thought response... What! Where? Why?

Actual response...On my way....

What for dummy?

Who is this ?

'well shit man'

Guard your ass

Idk but from one of them that wouldn't surprise me and I would be sad but probably he deserves it.

Better call Saul.

Stop lying boo

'Enjoy your stay' or 'Cover your ass'

"Have fun babe"

Wow just wow

(I dont think my ex has my contact info or even wants it.. I doubt he would ever go to jail either, he's a bank building security guard.. Tho i used to think he was a serial killer.. If i had money i'd have had him investigated..) 😒

Who are you? 🤔

sux to-be you...

Be right there ,,

Not your baby!

It's about time

It’s about time

like i care..

Go to hell

Have fun!! 🙂

Have fun bye

Depends on who the ex is I suppose... 🤔

Could be "What a surprise"? or "At the tone...."

Other ex more likely "what help needed?"

I’m just boarding a plane for the Caribbean, talk next week 😁

Ok

I'd have many questions, but wouldn't allow myself to care after our past

Depends on which ex, but probably. I'm sorry. Can I call your mom, wife or someone?

"Who is this?"

"Have [a] good time"

"Hope it hurts"

"Your turn now"

Sorry.. take care..

Does the jailhouse rock?

Sorry, wrong number

The ex I married? Rot in Hades.
My ex-bf. I'll get bail.

What goes around, come around ..simple

Don't bend over....

How's the food?

I would send her a song instead [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GIQ86eu6c]

return to sender

Sweetie I'm indifferent.

Sorry, wrong number.

[c=#BF6900]~ Orange suits you ~[/c]

don't bend over

Where you belong...

Good for you.

Fix it yourself:)

Well that sucks

I'd say I'm sorry. Why?

Call your attorney

Call your husband.

Karma finally arrived!

Sucks being you.