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FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
You look like my mom.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@FreeSpirit1 😖
Ravers90 · 31-35, F
all pick up lines are shit!
Montanaman · M
@Ravers90 see below 👇🌹
Ravers90 · 31-35, F
@Montanaman yeah some tragic ones there! lol
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
"Ooh you look like a hard worker ! I have an opening you can fill !"
"Every Beaver needs a little hardwood !"
"Say, tell me your name. I wanna get used to it now before i have to scream, it later !"
"Tell me you work at Subway ? I could really go a Footlong !"
"Would you give me an Australian kiss ? It's like a French kiss only you have to go down under !"
"That suit is very becoming on you !....But then, so would i !"
"OOH nice package ! Let me unwrap that for you !"
"Nice shirt ! I wonder if it's boyfriend material ?"
etc
"Every Beaver needs a little hardwood !"
"Say, tell me your name. I wanna get used to it now before i have to scream, it later !"
"Tell me you work at Subway ? I could really go a Footlong !"
"Would you give me an Australian kiss ? It's like a French kiss only you have to go down under !"
"That suit is very becoming on you !....But then, so would i !"
"OOH nice package ! Let me unwrap that for you !"
"Nice shirt ! I wonder if it's boyfriend material ?"
etc
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
@Picklebobble2 those are really specific, makes me wonder if you've actually used them before... 🤔😅
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@wildbill83 Well i used to play Rugby so that meant a lot of nights out with the boys and you'd hear them a lot sooner later !
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
as soon as I finish the next round of antibiotics you can buy me a drink if you want
AbbySvenz · F
“Let’s not make this a rape-homicide, okay?”
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
@AbbySvenz If you came up to me and said that, I'd probably be at a loss for words... 🤔 lol
AbbySvenz · F
😇
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together 🙄😂
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
If you sleep with me, I'll quit bothering you... 🤔
SW-User
can I have your number, I lost mine?
RemovedUsername870309 · 31-35, F
“If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you”
GirlSerendipity · 26-30, F
@badminton actually, this one could work!
User41 · 36-40, M
Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
@User41 yep, that's a pretty bad pickup line... especially when you misspell Chloroform... 😅
User41 · 36-40, M
That’s my signature way of spelling it.
It’s how you know it’s really me... 😑
It’s how you know it’s really me... 😑
Montanaman · M
"Romance dances, just beyond the firelight, in the corner of your eyes." 😏💕🌹
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
are your BJ's as good as your sister's?
SW-User
This face leaves at midnight, be on it
HifromJim · M
I actually could'nt repeat them.
Shaneishere · 31-35, M
Where have you been all my life?
gmatthewb · 51-55, M
Do you like my pick up truck?
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Sup. You wanna get nasty?