What is it about me that makes my freind bit my boob

Smack the crap outta her

its super fleshy and isn't there a lot of tasty meat? must be a delicious part of you women :)

you ain't right in the head...

Maybe yours stick out more than hers

She was impressed with your package

Did she miss lunch?

Maybe she's hoping that you will swing that way...at least once anyway. Otherwise I can't come up with a reason for that, and if I were you I'd tell her to never do that again.

Maybe it looked tasty?

One of my friends smacked me with her boob so hard I fell down. I was so confused after that experience.

...this is a trap question officer and I choose to remain silent 😑...😅

your boob?

I don't think they like you 😂

Maybe she like big ones

She was hungry?

Weird flex, but ok 😯🤷🏽‍♂️

Say what?

I would