whats the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you while having $ex !? "hands doesnt count"

Vomiting into your partner's mouth while laughing because the sex is terrible. Then shitting diarrhea on the bed and getting it smeared on your legs. Standing up and throwing up over yourself because the stench is so horrendous. You had taco bell for dinner and it's just coming out of all of your holes. You paid $500 for the hotel room. $100 for the prostitute. $8.67 for your bullshit meal and this is how it winds up.