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Vomiting into your partner's mouth while laughing because the sex is terrible. Then shitting diarrhea on the bed and getting it smeared on your legs. Standing up and throwing up over yourself because the stench is so horrendous. You had taco bell for dinner and it's just coming out of all of your holes. You paid $500 for the hotel room. $100 for the prostitute. $8.67 for your bullshit meal and this is how it winds up.
theman69 · 26-30, M
@LesserUgly feelsbadman
@theman69 probably feels worse for her considering she becomes the toilet paper.
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theman69 · 26-30, M
@SW-User a 51yrs old virgin , unbelievable
SW-User
@SW-User Im man enough to take it. Sex is not a priority for me.
SW-User
I have never had sex lol
theman69 · 26-30, M
no way
SW-User
@theman69 What world have you been living in?
theman69 · 26-30, M
HELL
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
My dick went limp