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Gumba1000 · M
Yes but they are good lads and put me back in the end. Though my backside always seems to itch afterwards.
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@Gumba1000 thats a good kinda itch 😂 be sure to bring them some flowers next time
Gumba1000 · M
@BlackHeart They eat them. They particularly like daisies.
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
no but one day I hope
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PlumBerries · 31-35, F
no they will definitely be cool friendly aliens who will take me on a tour of their planet and we will hang out and be best friends
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
Yeah you say that until they try to leave the friend zone.. next minute your stuck in an unknown galaxy with no clue of how to get back home
PlumBerries · 31-35, F
I will just complain till they get tired of me and fly me home lol
Mona86 · C
Yes, they have hidden genitalia’s
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@Mona86 lucky you.. what i aint good enough to be abducted!?!
Mona86 · C
No the universe can’t get enough of me, sorry @BlackHeart
Justme1982 · 41-45, M
Nope..but if they are watching, I'm next ;)
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Not abducted....but I had sex with an alien.