Would you date a difficult vegan?

@SW-User Can I have a carrot?

@ImRileyTheDog 🌽

@SW-User So, non-vegans eat meat and use veggies such as cucumbers and eggplants as sex toys. So you, as a vegan...do you do it backwards, and eat veggies but use meat as a sex toy?

@BlueMetalChick No, I eat sex toys and fuck vegetables.

@SW-User Ah, that makes more sense now.

As a pescetarian, I have sex with the fish and then eat them afterwards.