How to swerve men sliding into your DMs 101:

Him: you wanna trade pics?
Me: you wanna trade credit card numbers? 👅💦

Him: you down for sexy chat?
Me: you down with $10.00/min? 😜

Him: do you like exchanging pics?
Me: not for free. 😘

Works every time.

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Comedy · 31-35, M

Pssh.

Take off the training wheels, and get on my level with that shit.

rachelwydle · 31-35, F

@Comedy

Bitmojis graduated you from training wheels to a wheelchair tbh

Comedy · 31-35, M

@rachelwydle