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You are just like my dad 😨
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@Caprice Exactly! ... actually being told i smelled like her dad would be even worse i think. Actually women could use this to get rid of dates they aren't happy with. It'd sure work on me 😂
Caprice · 41-45, F
@SW-User Hmmmm🤔
Lol
Lol
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@JusticeF Lol yes if you are then it's an instant mood killer... and yes dad jokes would be bad i think... unless she's really into them 😄
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Dutch treat?
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Anything racist or if they said they didn't like music
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"I wet the bed every night"
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JusticeF · 26-30, M
@SW-User Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. Just very moist individuals.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@SW-User But he may find this a turn on
anything followed by "Yeah Ay"
@SW-User Pfft !🙄.........there you go - Better ?😁
No more nightmares - *kisses forehead *
No more nightmares - *kisses forehead *
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@BoobooSnafu Much better.😉
@SW-User OK - so now I'm all 'tarted up' - where are we going ?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
I’m an arts major and it’s all capitalism’s fault
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Ha, I would say something like that.
LucyFuhr · 56-60, F
I should probably let you know, I'm married.
"I like you" you think life is a game?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
Oh gosh, You're something else.
melovemycats · 26-30, F
"Shrek is an awful movie that should only be viewed by babies."
TheMagician · 41-45, F
@melovemycats what kind of monster would say such a thing?
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@melovemycats I love Shrek.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@melovemycats They are truly uncultured.
Caprice · 41-45, F
You smell like my mom
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
hail satan..?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@MartinTheFirst Well, what's wrong with worshiping Satan? Fun Fact: Most Satanist don't harm others or infringe upon their lifestyle unlike other religions.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@JusticeF i dont care what they do or not, I care about what they believe, lol.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@MartinTheFirst That's fair.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I said i wanted to date you not your grandmother
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Telling me he has a small penis.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde Size queen, huh. Beware little dickies!
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@JusticeF I do like my men well endowed.Long and thick and knows how to use it.
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
I have gas.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I don't really listen to music?
...fucking what? HOW?
...fucking what? HOW?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@Starcrossed Yea, that has to be the most unpopular opinion.
"Bloody foreigners"
"My crocs just arrived in the post"
"Ew, homeless people"
"My crocs just arrived in the post"
"Ew, homeless people"
emptysoul44 · 46-50, M
Pull over I gotta take a shit
TheMagician · 41-45, F
@emptysoul44 but wouldn’t you rather pull over than just have it happen in your car?
emptysoul44 · 46-50, M
@TheMagician uhh yeah
Mondayschild · F
You smell like ass😅