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You are just like my dad 😨
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@Caprice Exactly! ... actually being told i smelled like her dad would be even worse i think. Actually women could use this to get rid of dates they aren't happy with. It'd sure work on me 😂
Caprice · 41-45, F
@SW-User Hmmmm🤔
Lol
Lol
SW-User
@JusticeF Lol yes if you are then it's an instant mood killer... and yes dad jokes would be bad i think... unless she's really into them 😄
SW-User
Anything racist or if they said they didn't like music
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Dutch treat?
SW-User
"I wet the bed every night"
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JusticeF · 26-30, M
@SW-User Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. Just very moist individuals.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@SW-User But he may find this a turn on
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
I’m an arts major and it’s all capitalism’s fault
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Ha, I would say something like that.
Caprice · 41-45, F
You smell like my mom
anything followed by "Yeah Ay"
@SW-User Pfft !🙄.........there you go - Better ?😁
No more nightmares - *kisses forehead *
No more nightmares - *kisses forehead *
SW-User
@BoobooSnafu Much better.😉
@SW-User OK - so now I'm all 'tarted up' - where are we going ?
melovemycats · 26-30, F
"Shrek is an awful movie that should only be viewed by babies."
TheMagician · 41-45, F
@melovemycats what kind of monster would say such a thing?
SW-User
@melovemycats I love Shrek.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@melovemycats They are truly uncultured.
LucyFuhr · 56-60, F
I should probably let you know, I'm married.
"I like you" you think life is a game?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
Oh gosh, You're something else.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
hail satan..?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@MartinTheFirst Well, what's wrong with worshiping Satan? Fun Fact: Most Satanist don't harm others or infringe upon their lifestyle unlike other religions.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@JusticeF i dont care what they do or not, I care about what they believe, lol.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@MartinTheFirst That's fair.
"Bloody foreigners"
"My crocs just arrived in the post"
"Ew, homeless people"
"My crocs just arrived in the post"
"Ew, homeless people"
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I don't really listen to music?
...fucking what? HOW?
...fucking what? HOW?
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@Starcrossed Yea, that has to be the most unpopular opinion.
emptysoul44 · 46-50, M
Pull over I gotta take a shit
TheMagician · 41-45, F
@emptysoul44 but wouldn’t you rather pull over than just have it happen in your car?
emptysoul44 · 46-50, M
@TheMagician uhh yeah
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Telling me he has a small penis.
JusticeF · 26-30, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde Size queen, huh. Beware little dickies!
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@JusticeF I do like my men well endowed.Long and thick and knows how to use it.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I said i wanted to date you not your grandmother
Mondayschild · F
You smell like ass😅
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
I have gas.