My neighbor paid me to take his wife out to dinner, is that weird?

And did you eat ? ;)

I hope you refused.

Yes

Nah.

Depends on what is going on. Maybe he couldn't go with her for something. How old is your neighbor

It depends on the situation, was he cheating on her and needed some free time?!?!

What? Is she your age or an older woman?

I don't think it's weird!

Well it's not fecking normal is it 😜

Did you have a good time?