*Has a crush on you...* I can't hide my feelings any longer!!

@Straylight :( But you weren't supposed to know!! :( Forget my emotional outburst!! :( *Slaps your face and runs away!*

@SerenitiesScars You'll be back.

@Straylight *Is only back because I'm drunk now and walks in the place with a stupor..* I-I LOVE yooo--uuuu!! *Splashes drink from my alcoholic beverage all over your fine furniture..*

@SerenitiesScars Drunk again I see. 🙄

You're sleeping on the couch.

MARRY MEEEEEEEEEE!! *Puts a donut that mostly crumbles because it's too big, on your finger..*

@SerenitiesScars *looks unamused* We've been married for three years, Steven. (Obviously I don't know your real name)

:( Make the babies with me Margaret! (Obvz doesn't know your name either)

@SerenitiesScars I'm not ruining my figure for that.

:( But I want SEX!!!

@SerenitiesScars *hands you a cantaloupe* Cut a hole and microwave it. I'm going to bed.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

@Straylight @SerenitiesScars y’all are killing me 😂

@SerenitiesScars Is that not a thing? I'd heard it was. 😂

@Straylight 🤔 Probably... But I'm pretty vanilla so... Just about everything is Ewwww to me..