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Who wants to be my girlfriend? Lol

Sign your life away here haha

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Pick me pick me ,ill duct tape my junk up for you 😍

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@CuddleFeesh wow you just want the D 😌

CuddleFeesh · 31-35, M

@NunIover D sized cups? Yus please

@CuddleFeesh more like hairy A cup 😊

MissMollyCharlotte0702

She says she’d love to be your girlfriend...💕

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ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@MissMollyCharlotte0702 good point lol

MissMollyCharlotte0702

I’m sure she’s a beautiful woman to someone, but i would think most would run at the sight of her unshaven pits.@ozgirl512

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@MissMollyCharlotte0702 not quite what I'd prefer to wake to ...

LyricalOne · F

I just ran into this guy on the street but he seems anxious to do it.

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SW-User

Out of all places on the internet you’re asking for one here? Smh

CuddleFeesh · 31-35, M

@SW-User fishing for attention. Can't you tell? Lol

SW-User

We’re all attention whores around here. You can do better, js

SW-User

good luck and godspeed

CuddleFeesh · 31-35, M

@SW-User I'll need more than a miracle from god

SW-User

@CuddleFeesh have you tried selling your soul to the devil? maybe he can hook you up.

CuddleFeesh · 31-35, M

@SW-User but then I have nothing to offer to my future wife

SW-User

Are you related to that Dan guy?

CuddleFeesh · 31-35, M

@SW-User no I'm pinhead larry

Straylight · 31-35, F

I'd demand proof of gender from any takers.

Giaalexer · 26-30, F

Are you Virgin

SStarfish ·

Ha

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