Can you caption this ?

How many times do I have to tell you?! Stop pissing on the counter!

I promised her the shirt off of my back.

"That's one sexy sammich..."

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Some one got lucky

I know you're cut, babe, but can you please start squatting? You have a teenager's ass.

Hmmm...that's a novel way to stir your coffee...:D

No there are no nail marks on your back dear

She is saying "Let me hold that for you" ;)

Sharing clothes

“ it’s time to give me my jeans back... take em off”