I'd share my milk with you

In advertising they use that as a replacement to real milk to stage the cereals. Or well they did before modern photoshop

Enough Elmer's Glue for an entire mid-size elementary school for five years.

Milk that builds bonds and makes Oreos extra crunchy. Nice!

turn the bottle around see if anyone picks it up,

Ummm...interesting choice of a drink...!

oh what that does to coffee!

You can have my tide pod then.

Aww, that's sweet of you.

Great

You only get constipated once before you start to share.