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For men.. How to get laid on dating apps

1. Use perfect grammar and sentence structure
2. Don't ever ask for pics or send a dpic
3. Be honest even if it will screw you over
4. Don't be a douche
5. Never ask how many other guys they are talking to
6. Don't refer to any anatomy male or female.
7. Admit your vices
8. Give your personal information out first. Don't ask for theirs
9. Be yourself.
10. Take five minutes and take a decent picture.
11. If you need dental work get it done.
12. Read their profile, it's there for a reason, and tell them that you read it. And if there are any Dos shd Don'ts, do them and don't do them.
13. Never complain or mention how long it takes them to respond back to you. People are busy.
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marsbar · F
Good one bestie 👌🏼 I like #1. A lot of guys for some reason don't know how to take selfies though or hate it. But it sure goes a long way if they learn how to.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@marsbar True I don't know how to take selfies, I look like shit in everyone lol
marsbar · F
@JimboSaturn No, you don’t. But practice makes perfect. 😁👌🏼
MrsNesbitt · 56-60, F
You had me at No 1. 😍
RemovedUsername8862 · 31-35, M
I think that number 9 is suspect, but the rest of your advice sounds perfect for any sort of interactions, online or otherwise.
RemovedUsername8862 · 31-35, M
@abe182 I think a good addition, based on my continued failures, would be "Don't overshare".
abe182 · 51-55, M
Platoscave · F
@RemovedUsername8862 The advice to "be yourself" really doesn't mean much these days
Platoscave · F
and NEVER say "your" if you mean "you're"

or THERE (UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!) when you mean THEIR
Platoscave · F
heh😖
BatRinseRepeat · 36-40, F
I think you can call this a breakthrough 😎
SW-User
sounds about right. 😏
abe182 · 51-55, M
@SW-User 😏😜
Lloorrii2 · 51-55, F
So, I take it, you are quite successful in this pursuit?
abe182 · 51-55, M
@Lloorrii2 it's not at all my objective just passing on helpful information.
I don't even wanna ask why #6 is a thing but this sounds pretty legit
SW-User
2. Hmmm? ;)
abe182 · 51-55, M
@SW-User are you asking or offering 🤔
SW-User
@abe182 Offering to send you a picture of MY dick. Lmao
abe182 · 51-55, M
@SW-User 😱! 🙈
I only do 🐈
Yep, thats worked for me.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
It never worked for me! lol
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Sound advice.
Tamara68 · 56-60, F
that's right. Not a lot of men are capable of that.
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
I would add: "Don't comment on how long it took for them to reply." AND "Read their profile so you know what they don't like, and then don't do that thing." Other than that, SOLID!

Please burn this into the brains of all SW men. Thank you for your support.
abe182 · 51-55, M
@CoffeeFirst I will add. Thanks!
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Does this really work?
Seems like very few online people are real
abe182 · 51-55, M
@GJOFJ3 dating apps they are real
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
@abe182 interesting
Loygan11 · 36-40, M
How’s your career been doing? Are they making clerks 3?
Sarabee · 46-50
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SW-User
Aside from 1 & 12, I dont follow any of these, really. I dont send diccpiccs, but thats it.

Ive generally had pretty good reception regardless, by not being an insufferable asshat.

By the by, this list gives off that vibe of being an insufferable ass.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 31-35, M
Pfft, if I wanted to get laid I would walk down the street and bang the white trash

 
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