How to swoon a single lady?

@BlackHeart No! What did you do? I told you to use the chloroform. But did you listen? No. Harumph.

Im sorry next time i will i promise 😢 or whatever bill cosby uses

@BlackHeart [i][c=#BF0080]She just may not be the one is all 🙂[/c][/i]

@MellyMel22 there is no one 😭 i might as well buy a sex doll, call her cheryl and marry her

@BlackHeart Oh fer fucks sake. Quit your bellyaching. I'll marry ya. But you need to understand one thing. I'm doing it only for the sex.

@SW-User but what about the unconditional love and the pillow talk

@BlackHeart *sigh* I'll give it a try but I can't make any promises.

So should i cancel the sex doll then? Im not sure if they do refunds plus i already paid the shipping

@BlackHeart [i][c=#BF0080]Oh my 😳😹 I think it’s true what they say, “they come when you’re not looking and least expect..”[/c][/i]

@BlackHeart Nah. Keep the doll if you already paid for it. We can find some use for her. 😉

When one door shuts a window of opportunity opens 😉 @MellyMel22

I like where this is heading @SW-User