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MellyMel22 · F
Be yourself, if that’s not good enough for her- she’s not the one!
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MellyMel22 · F
@DxNxA 😹
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 ok just be my usual self... thats never gonna work! Damn
MellyMel22 · F
@BlackHeart It will for the right one 😸
SW-User
treat her like a person. good luck
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User a chance with a total babe with a wicked personality lol
SW-User
@BlackHeart well if you don't try you're definitely going to miss out 😒
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User oh dont worry im trying lol
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
Update: I fucked it up again.. better get used to being single forever 😂😁😀😊☺😐😑😢😭
MellyMel22 · F
@BlackHeart Oh my 😳😹 I think it’s true what they say, “they come when you’re not looking and least expect..”
SW-User
@BlackHeart Nah. Keep the doll if you already paid for it. We can find some use for her. 😉
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
When one door shuts a window of opportunity opens 😉 @MellyMel22
I like where this is heading @SW-User
I like where this is heading @SW-User
SW-User
Don't use geese, they bite.
Only swans.
Only swans.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
@SW-User duck, duck, goosed?
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User right! No geese *jots down on pad
SW-User
@sighmeupforthat Not ducks, swans!
SW-User
throw money at her till she takes her clothes off.. oh shit my bad, those are hoz
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User lol she aint like that, a real self respecting woman 😉😁
SW-User
Who?
SW-User
@BlackHeart How about a handkerchief and chloroform?
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User hahaha noooo i think ima try to lock this one down... so maybe a birdcage?
SW-User
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
wear protective gear first of all.
bubbles and chocolate.
wait, too soon.
i don't know, i'm married!
bubbles and chocolate.
wait, too soon.
i don't know, i'm married!
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@sighmeupforthat i dont know either and i am not married!
ajsk13 · 51-55, M
No 1 mistake, not keeping your mouth shut short answers at first, no life story,leave some mystery
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@ajsk13 i like this answer.. thanks for the tip!
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Count hundred dollar bills.
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@MrBrownstone all i got is monopoly money
Zer0Point · 36-40, F
Just be yourself
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@Zer0Point that never works haha, im thinkin maybe a bad boy persona like stone cold steve austin
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Sell your soul to her
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo how much do you think I'll get?? At least 10 bucks right?
Fernie · F
I'm not sure a person can be swooned
Elessar · 26-30, M
Good luck with that, man. 🍺