What's the best worst pickup line that actually works?

"Does this rag spell like chloroform to you?" < Also another way to end up in prison. Don't do it kids. Unless you're Billy.

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SeadragonPrincess · 26-30, F

Hey, lovely scales you got there. My eggs shall be waiting for you after I eat his liver with the maggots and a nice helping of crickets