Why do so many guys have a crush on me ?

No joke, I'm not bragging, please keep reading.
At least 11 guys in my class ONLY have admitted having a crush on me during the past 3 months, and that they were too intimidated by me.
The thing is,
I'm no beauty.
I legit have what any other girl has.
I'm plain, alright ? Not a breathtaking beauty.
My eyes are plain brown, my hair plain black, not even beautiful hair, my breasts are still in 6th grade, kinda thick, not tall but not short.
So maybe it's my amazing personality ? Well it isn't.
I don't even talk to my classmates, I'm super shy, and my social skills equal a stale piece of bread. I'm always daydreaming, and when they try to talk to me, I don't even know what they're saying.

Everytime someone admit they have a crush on me. I'm like, '' why ? ''.

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Tatsumi · 31-35, M

Guys are attracted to stale bread, if it's fuckable. Generally. Dudes have [b]significantly[/b] lower standards than women do, by biological necessity.

Women are most productive biologically when they pick and choose carefully, due to limited reproductive resources: i.e. eggs. Males are most productive biologically when they bang everything they possibly can: i.e. sperm.

Low amount of valuable resources = get the highest price you possibly can.

High amount of non-valuable resource = sell as many as you possibly can.

If you're even average looking, that's enough.

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@Tatsumi non-valuable*. Also, even considering these much lower standards that males have, throughout history, females reproduce at a rate of 2-15 times as often as men. Currently, males reproduce half as often as women. So, you can see why it's important for males from a biological standpoint to have low standards. They already have a difficult time passing on their genes.