Will you marry me? No arseholes allowed!

What's your dowry?

There seems to be a strict requirement policy I can’t fill...

Well, you have just elimininated 90% of the worlds population. And the other 10% would bore you silly.

Would've answered yes, but I'm an asshole so...

I feel like I'd probably be disallowed.

But you have a husband. 🤔

Theres always the red tape , picky picky picky lol english

You could get diarrhea.