Are you willing to date a single mom or a single dad?

@SW-User I thought that, too. Then I stopped drinking Mountain Dew. Next thing you know, I've got a genetically engineered army at my disposal.

@GwydionFrost I don't know this for sure. Its just scary to me because its my dream to have a family someday. I won't go into specifics about what it is. Mountain dew messes with you? I didn't know that.

@SW-User I used NO contraceptives for DECADES, and I've had as many lovers as years alive. Not one offspring.

I quit drinking Mountain Dew (my idea of a six pack was six two liter bottles), and next thing you know, I'm going to be a dad.

I'm not the only person who has this story, although the science community is very adamant that it is an urban myth. But there must be SOME truth to it, since so many people have this experience...

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout choke me

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