So I'm gonna see my guy friend again soon.

When you see him tell him straight up how you feel and if he values your friendship as much as you do he will stop

I would threaten to cut off the friendship if he tries anything. If he doesn't listen to the threat, then my advice would be to put it into action and distance yourself from him.

Sometimes distance is the only thing that makes people understand.

i know.. tell him a dragon laid eggs in your mouth and you gotta keep them safe and maybe next time.

say "no, i had epstein barr" then fart.


well.. maybe not.

wear this.

Mention "marriage".

Tell him you're gay

i know, that linda blair thing in exorcist.. they used pea soup so it'll be not too gross!

What you should do is send him nudes.

Eat lots of garlic.

Don't bathe.

perhaps wear a bit more clothes